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Concentration… »

Used to have it. Have since lost it. I don’t know what’s going on in my mind. Aside from the normal spookables and random flashes of hot, sweaty, naked buff guys that are all too willing to please me, I can now add the inability to focus to my list. That’s right. For three days straight I have not been able to set my mind on something and [...]

Dildo Heaven in the Sky… »

R.I.P. My purple friend.You will be missed. That’s all I have to say about that. I’ll be in mourning if anyone needs me.

Frankin-puter.. »

Why the hell is moving into a comptuer harder than moving into a new house? Why can't I just plug the thing in and type? Are they (the men with pocket protectors) trying to see how far they can push me before I snap and take a bat to the thing? I only ask because my desktop bit it when Michelle was in visiting (I fully blame her and her bad karma) [...]

Real Men… »

Men in kilts. Now, I never thought I’d be one to find guys in them sexy but I was wrong. I’m cleaning up an older MS that the hero is from the Scottish Highlands. Mmm. That’s all I have to say about that. I was surfing the web for tartans and found this pic. I thought it was sort of fitting for someone such as myself. Look, [...]

Shovel Sisters…. »

My friend Jean sent this to me once and I kept it because it is TOO perfect not to. Enjoy, fellow shovel sisters. Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always-sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I [...]

Moby Dick… »

While writing a sex scene I was struck the visual image of what I was describing in reference to my hero’s willy. I had to do some downsizing if ya know what I mean to keep my heroine from being split in two. I then decided to go in search of awe inspiring free willies. I found the above.

Muse Grating … »

Dark Musings…. Two times in the last twenty-four hours I’ve been busily typing scenes in my current WIP. Each time I was at a dark, violent part, somebody is getting tortured or maimed in some gruesome way, my yahoo IM pops up. In both instances, I damn near threw my laptop and went running the other way. Either I’m a chicken shit [...]

The Many Faces of Peter… »

Funny edit moment, brought to you by me. I just have to wonder about the reasoning behind changing a line from eased his cock into her to eased his happy cock into her. Is there any other kind of cock at that moment? I hardly think it would be a wary wiener. Or a tired tool. Maybe a sad sword. How about a daft shaft? Hmm, resistant [...]

Breakfast with the Bitches… »

UPDATE: Since we just LOVE to bitch, we've decided to start a Breakfast Bitch Blog. Good news is...more often than not the thing will be spellchecked unlike here (bite me if you don't like that). Bad news...the group of bitches running it really don't need anymore outlets for their creative voices. But we really couldn't resist a bitch [...]

Project Exorcism: Paranormal Payload »

Got my cover for Project Exorcism: Paranormal Payload and am loving it! This should be coming out this weekend. I put an excerpt up on my web for it. I'd post it here but it's, uhh, well, yeah. LOL. I have to say that I've lucked out so far in the cover department. Kat Richards did a wonderful job with this one! Thanks, Kat! ***UPDATE: [...]