Mandy Never Learns…
I can’t believe Mandy didn’t learn to block me from inside her blog after the last time I snuck in and took control. LOL
*looking around the empty Mandyland blog warehouse, swinging stolen keys and wondering what kind of mischief I can get into today*
So, yesterday was a certain person’s birthday. We’ll call this person, um, Mandy and we’ll say she turned cough-um-murphen-ooh. I came today and not yesterday because she wouldn’t be expecting it. Yes, I really did remember it was her birthday yesterday. Normally, I’m more of a “call it good if you remember in the right month” type of person. But yesterday, I remembered all by myself…erm, ok, thank you outlook calendar.
Anyway, I bought her a gift and everything. I sent her shopping.
So, in my mind, Mandy’s birthday goes a little something like this…
The part of Mandy will be played by Toto. *ducking*
This is her seeing the wonderful present. Of course, before this time, she wasn’t in color.
I made sure to take care of that for her. What are friends for, right? I mean, knowing me has had to bring so much color and joy into her world.
I’m not sure what she’d do without— AHHH!
OK, that lightening bolt really hurt that time.
You know what they say about best laid plans. *looking guilty* I might have been trying to save a buck on the transportation. But the good news is she got there all right. Her house, well, I’m sure it can be repaired.
But at least she was greeted as she arrived. That’s the mark of a good store, right?
Or were those street urchins? Crap. I told Mandy to bring protection with her. Those roving bands of lollypop bandits are dangerous this time of year.
Unfortunately, her gift certificate was stolen and the shopping trip was delayed.
Normally, I would have left her to the mercy of the hoodlums, but it was her birthday after all. So, I sent her to a salon to get her hair done by this lady. Apparently, she thinks she’s a fairy. I didn’t correct her. She was the only place who had an opening on such short notice.
While Mandy was busy getting pampered, I organized my troops who quickly overcame the lollypop bandits and recovered the gift certificate.
This is them bringing it back to me. Isn’t that a sweet little blue flying evil monkey.
The day back on track, I took her to the beautiful shopping complex.
It was really crowded that day. And you know how people get inside stores when it’s
crowded, hogging up all the space, blocking the aisles….
It was a zoo.
On the plus side, she did get the last pair of shoes she really wanted. And let me just say, Mandy’s quite the savvy shopper. Just a little negotiation and she gets what she wants.
*waving jedi hand over faces* Ignore the crushed woman. You see nothing.
To end the adventurous day of shopping and near death experiences, I decided it would be nice to hire some male strippers to liven up the party.
Apparently, those guys are busy and you need to book in advance. I could only get the second stringers.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDY!!!!!!!
