Top 10 Reasons I Need A Snuggie

10. Fleece goes with everything.

9. It is so hard to type while trying to keep your arms under a blanket and wearing a long sleeved shirt is too taxing.

8. One size fits all.

7. I’ve always wanted a booklight. Since you get a free one just for ordering, bonus!

6. Red and Blue could count as incorporating color into my wardrobe.

5. I too want to attend sporting events but I just can’t. It’s bizarre, while at them, the front half of me is freezing cold while my ass is nice and toasty. No need to snug that.

4. I tried an imitation one (putting my robe on backwards) and it just didn’t do it for me. I need the real deal.

3. Often, as a little girl, I grew up wanting to sing in a choir but lacking the nerve to do so. With the snuggie, I could stand before a mirror and sing until my heart is content—all in the privacy of my own home.

2. Should I stand before the mirror, channeling my inner choir singer, the booklight can dub as a candlelight.

1. When not being used to keep me warm, my snuggie could be worn to help start my cult on my road to world domination. It really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Mandy (who really did ask her hubby for one and he in turn said “they don’t come in black”)

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