CONTEST: Why Connie Can’t Come to the Phone
Since I’m getting endless calls today for someone named Connie who apparently typed in her phone number wrong when applying for health insurance quotes online, I think I’ll have a contest. How to enter? Simply comment here or on my FB page where this was first posted, telling me what I should say to each Health Ins company calling here today (interrupting my work which in turn takes income from my family). What will you be entered for a chance to w*n? An ebook copy of THE BET and THE COWBOY by (my pen name) Kennedy Kovit. Contest will run through Jan 5th, 2013.
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Connie can’t come to the phone because she’s busy filing off her corns….
(I can totally go nuts with this, but I won’t lol)
I get these calls all the time. When I can’t convince them I’m not who they are calling for I simply say I have no job therefore no bank account an no credit cards. Amazing how fast they hang up on me. Lol
Connie can’t come to the phone right now because she’s in the kitchen waxing the dog.
Connie can’t come to the phone right now. They just arrested her for that insurance fraud scam she was running.
Tell them “You do know Connie is only a teenager right? She is still in school so no job and no income for you although she did turn up pregnant one day maybe thats why she wants your quotes”
Connie? I’m sorry Connie can’t come to the phone right now. She’s servicing the current John in the basement. I’m not really sure she can pay your rates she only gets paid $5 per blowjob. Would you like for me to take a message?
Love these! FB people are also playing along. If you want to see what they’re saying, you can do so here
http://www.facebook.com/mandymroth?ref=tn_tnmn
Connie can’t come to the phone since I’ve tied her to the furnace in the basement so she can bake chocolate chop cookies for the Scouts.
I put together all entries here and on FB and then used Random.org to select the winners. Here they are!!!!
Winners (thanks to Random.org) of Why Connie Can’t Come to the Phone: If you’ve won please email mandyATmandyrothDOTcom with the electronic format of your choice to receive your ebook copies of The Bet and The Cowboy by Kennedy Kovit (Pen Name of Mandy M Roth)
Winner #1: Lisa Grapentin
Winner #2 Jessica Bowes
Winner #3: Beverly Donnell
Winner #4: Linda Henderson